Joke

Donkmeister · 4 Nov 2008

Read this today, thought it wouldn't go amiss here:

Dear Mr Ross

I shagged your daughter.

Who's laughing now?

Best regards

Gary Glitter

Shytalkz · 4 Nov 2008

Had that from five different people on my moby the other day, so Vodafone will definitely be laughing

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Estrella · 4 Nov 2008

Had that from five different people on my moby the other day, so Vodafone will definitely be laughing

Same here on my 02 phone. Whilst some are funny I never forward these thinsg on because I hate the idea of the phone companies profiting from it.

Blasphemous · 4 Nov 2008

BoxCleva said:
Had that from five different people on my moby the other day, so Vodafone will definitely be laughing

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Same here on my 02 phone. Whilst some are funny I never forward these thinsg on because I hate the idea of the phone companies profiting from it.

You sound like a bundle of laughs!

Estrella · 4 Nov 2008

You sound like a bundle of laughs!

o2 employee by any chance ?

I have an excellent sense of humour. I'm here aren't I ?

I just don't like the thought of adding to phone companies coffers.

Blasphemous · 4 Nov 2008

BoxCleva said:
I have an excellent sense of humour. I'm here aren't I ?

That was quite funny i'll give you that.

John506 · 4 Nov 2008

Hehe I got that one too

Softus · 4 Nov 2008

BoxCleva said:
I have an excellent sense of humour. I'm here aren't I ?

More to the point, you're in Clwyd, so you've done very well to have learned how to use a compu..................taah.

Estrella · 4 Nov 2008

More to the point, you're in Clwyd, so you've done very well to have learned how to use a compu..................taah

The critical word there is 'in' , and not 'from'. I'm a southerner who just happens to be residing up north. And for the record I'm a qualified PC Engineer

........ Although that didn't stop me accidently emptying a glass of water over my work laptop last week

Donkmeister · 4 Nov 2008

Smooth. When I get frustrated with my work laptop I usually throw it on the floor. Your "glass of water" subtefuge is far easier to explain to the IT department.

namsag · 5 Nov 2008

Got that one about ten times on friday (halloween night) along with this one .

I have painted a pair of wellies silver and left them at the front door . Bet the little fekers wont knock the door if they think gary glitter lives here.

Does not cost me any extra to forward them its called a contract

Joke

namsag

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