The Fair Comes to Town

[Adrian80]

The bloody fair comes to town, they have only been here 1 day setting up.

Guess who comes a calling....???

I guarentee the first person to respond gets it right.

No prize mind..

Should be a law against it.

Ban the fair..

bah humbug

 

[Steve]

Gippos selling tickets?

Kids begging money?

I agree, I'd never go to the fair, its full of chavs and general troublemakers (and then theres the customers)

 

[Karinska]

The ******!

Aww, go on, giss a coconut

 

[Adrian80]

Half right there steve,

Gippos yes,

Unfortunately they were offering there other well known trade..

 

[Karinska]

Do you mean they actually 'offered' to burgle your house?

 

[Steve]

Unfortunately they were offering there other well known trade..

Stealing cars? Ohhhh I see, gutters and fascias all in for £500? Tarmacing the driveway for £100 if the whole street has it done?

 

[ColJack]

whoring at your front door? ( hey's it's not me that said it, Cher did in "Gypsies tramps and thieves" )

 

[Karinska]

Anyone who turns their back on a ***** deserves to have their wallet nicked out their back pocket and, no doubt, the hood off their anorak

 

[Adrian80]

Want a nice patio for 7k, fack of you ****...

 

[ColJack]

ask when they're coming up our way, I got an MOT failed van to sell..

 

[skitzee2k]

I have them park on a field near my house each year...however about 1/2 a mile down the lane there is a permanant camp with them in that have built there (without planning I think) and they don't want other ****** putting their free ride at risk so they tend to chase them off.

"***** Wars" coming to a field near you.

 

[Karinska]

I have them park on a field near my house each year...however about 1/2 a mile down the lane there is a permanant camp with them in that have built there (without planning I think) and they don't want other ****** putting their free ride at risk so they tend to chase them off.

"***** Wars" coming to a field near you.

You don't happen to live near a golf club do you?

 

[skitzee2k]

I have them park on a field near my house each year...however about 1/2 a mile down the lane there is a permanant camp with them in that have built there (without planning I think) and they don't want other ****** putting their free ride at risk so they tend to chase them off.

"***** Wars" coming to a field near you.

You don't happen to live near a golf club do you?

Great Chart you mean? Quite close.

 

[Karinska]

No. I meant Upchurch

 

[skitzee2k]

No. I meant Upchurch

...then no, guess in Kent we have a number of them (****** AND Golf clubs)