Yes, there's a Waitrose not too far from us, although that's in the Cheshire stockbroker/footballer belt. It's a bit expensive, though, and the food's just as good at Morrison's.If you shop at waitrose you get a free newspaper if you spend more than £5 in the week and £10 at weekends. Not sure if you have waitrose up north. Do you have electricity and flush loos?
We have had electricity since I ever remember although, when I was a child, the sockets were like this:
and the plugs like this:
We also rejoiced in having a nice outside toilet with attendant candle in a jam jar.
Ah, those were the days.