Rubiales. He's gone. Inevitable.
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Spanish FA chief resigns so he and Jenni Hermoso can date
SPANISH FA president Luis Rubiales has sacrificed the job he loves so he and Jenni Hermoso are free to go out.
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SPANISH FA president Luis Rubiales has sacrificed the job he loves so he and Jenni Hermoso are free to go out.
Rubiales has accepted that his position made his spontaneous kiss of Hermoso at the World Cup celebrations an abuse of his power, and has nobly stepped down so they can explore their burgeoning relationship.
He said: “I am a man who gives himself over passion. And if I must choose between my heart and the career I have worked all my life for? Then the career will go.
“They say that my role, effectively as Jenni’s boss, makes my kiss a crime? Then I am no longer her boss, and the obstacles to our love have been removed.
“I do not blame Jenni if she is taken aback by this magnificent gesture of romance, which must surely rank with the exploits of Don Juan. Nor do I expect her to rush directly into my arms. This is not the end of our story of love. It is only the beginning.
“Tonight I will be at El Jardín Secreto in Madrid, bearing two dozen red roses. If I know Jenni like I believe I know Jenni, she will join me there.
“And the kiss we share at the end of the evening? That, my friends, will be nobody’s business but our own.”
On the one hand the girls do this...
...on the other Feminists say that.
What's a boy to-do?
...on the other Feminists say that.
What's a boy to-do?
Spanish FA chief resigns so he and Jenni Hermoso can date
SPANISH FA president Luis Rubiales has sacrificed the job he loves so he and Jenni Hermoso are free to go out.
SPANISH FA president Luis Rubiales has sacrificed the job he loves so he and Jenni Hermoso are free to go out.
Rubiales has accepted that his position made his spontaneous kiss of Hermoso at the World Cup celebrations an abuse of his power, and has nobly stepped down so they can explore their burgeoning relationship.
He said: “I am a man who gives himself over passion. And if I must choose between my heart and the career I have worked all my life for? Then the career will go.
“They say that my role, effectively as Jenni’s boss, makes my kiss a crime? Then I am no longer her boss, and the obstacles to our love have been removed.
“I do not blame Jenni if she is taken aback by this magnificent gesture of romance, which must surely rank with the exploits of Don Juan. Nor do I expect her to rush directly into my arms. This is not the end of our story of love. It is only the beginning.
“Tonight I will be at El Jardín Secreto in Madrid, bearing two dozen red roses. If I know Jenni like I believe I know Jenni, she will join me there.
“And the kiss we share at the end of the evening? That, my friends, will be nobody’s business but our own.”
Made me think of this catchy little (NSFW) ditty
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Rich Hall Rulez.
And woosh it's gone, and I don't doubt, so is the possibility of a relationship with the target of your sordid imagination.
Good God, man!
If I kissed all the colleagues I fancied, on my suspicion that they also fancied me, I'd have been sacked as often as Boris.
Your sad lament convinces me that your intention was to kindle a realtionship with your colleague, by taking advantage of the situation.
You know that post was satire, right?
Satire or not, it presented me with the opportunity to express what I thought of a manager who exploits an opportunity to approach his/her colleagues in an unacceptable way.
I'll take Noseall's advice more carefully next time.
I'll take Noseall's advice more carefully next time.
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She approached him. And turned away from the embrace with a smile on her face. Then the feminists got to work...
Are you a feminist?
Have you never been in a situation, which you allowed to pass unthinking, then later had second thoughts, and thought "that was wrong", or even consulted others on your hindsight?
If your answer is no, I would suggest your memory is especially fickle.
Satire or not, it presented me with the opportunity to express what I thought of a manager who exploits an opportunity to approach his/her colleagues in an unacceptable way.
I'll take Noseall's advice more carefully next time.
I bet you're fun at parties
(That was a joke too
)By hugging him she clearly gave him the wrong impression, I'm not saying he was right but it's been blown way out of proportion
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Can you describe a situation where you think it's OK to kiss someone on the lips?
Other than a couple who want to kiss I struggle to think of any.
Actors filming a scene, what's my prize?
I did say I didn't think he was right. My point from my original response was that it was a mountain made from a molehill.
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