...Foot washes up on beach

[empip]

Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...5/Sixth-foot-washes-up-on-Canadian-beach.html

Odds or pairs - matching trainers ??
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[securespark]

5/6 are right feet and all wearing trainers.....

Where are all the left feet and who are they from??

 

[joe-90]

At least we know his height now - he was a 'six-footer'.

"Police said the foot was spotted..."

Shouldn't be too hard to track down the owner then.

 

[tim west]

sounds like somethings afoot?

 

[anobium]

They won't have a leg to stand on?

 

[joe-90]

I guess it could belong to John Holmes - they say he had a foot.

 

[roughcaster]

A man with a foot, is a man and a half.

Roughcaster.

 

[tim west]

I guess it could belong to John Holmes - they say he had a foot.

give him a foot and he takes a yard!

 

[Richardp]

Don't be a heel!

 

[breezer]

Roumer is the first 3 are being investigated by scotland YARD

 

[imamartian]

The latest report is that Brussels have said it can't be called a "foot". The story now is that a 30cm has been washed up on a Canadian shoreline !

 

[Softus]

Curtis Ebbesmeyer, an oceanographer based in Seattle, said when a human body is submerged in the ocean, the main parts like arms, legs, hands, feet and the head are usually what come off the body.

Whereas the body retains the non-main parts, like the.... er, um, the... er, er, the willy?

 

[joe-90]

The willy comes 'right off'. It's the motion of the waves ya know.

 

[Softus]

I think I get your drift (geddit?!), but I was disturbed at the suggestion that it isn't included in the set of "main parts".

 

[gcol]

Glad you can all see the funny side. Suppose it was your foot! Or your wife's foot! Or your daughter's foot! If I had a foot, I'd kick all your ar.ses.