So, 31 leaders in South America are apparently backing the current Argentine regime in their aims to... let's be honest here, acquire the mineral rights to the Falkland Islands. 
It might be that these S. American leaders honestly support this. It might just be posturing because they want something from Argentina at the conference (or, they want a share of the profits). Whatever it is, I've decided I'm going to boycott South American produce for now.
I've not knowingly bought anything from Argentina, but I was always happy to buy stuff from every other S. American country.
So, no more delicious Chilean wine, modestly-priced transexual prostitutes from Brazil, cocaine from pretty much everywhere else and definitely no pube-haired 1980s cheaty footballers. Sure, that means I'll only be giving up one thing, but I'm willing to pay full-price from now on.
And as they refuse to call the Falkland Islands by their proper name, I hereby declare that I shall henceforth refer to Argentina as Galtieristan and Buenos Aires as Thatcherville, as a gentle reminder to them.
Who's with me?
It might be that these S. American leaders honestly support this. It might just be posturing because they want something from Argentina at the conference (or, they want a share of the profits). Whatever it is, I've decided I'm going to boycott South American produce for now.
I've not knowingly bought anything from Argentina, but I was always happy to buy stuff from every other S. American country.
So, no more delicious Chilean wine, modestly-priced transexual prostitutes from Brazil, cocaine from pretty much everywhere else and definitely no pube-haired 1980s cheaty footballers. Sure, that means I'll only be giving up one thing, but I'm willing to pay full-price from now on.
And as they refuse to call the Falkland Islands by their proper name, I hereby declare that I shall henceforth refer to Argentina as Galtieristan and Buenos Aires as Thatcherville, as a gentle reminder to them.
Who's with me?
