Mail-order shoes (joke replies on here please)
- Thread starter JohnD
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imamartian
what?... tried shoes?... yeah a few times... they're ok !
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imamartian
but you haven't responded to ads in the weekend papers?
yeah i have responded to ads in the weekend papers... not for shoes though
(i don't have to confess here do i?
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imamartian
If you're that kind of person that would not confess to replying to some of the ads in papers then one can only say 'if the shoe fits then wear it'
nope... but maybe i should 'toe' the line? or maybe i'm the 'sole' paricipant? Heel boy!!... sock it to me baby? Think i've 'nailed' it? Don't be 'callous'?
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imamartian
These are so 'corny', you need to keep 'instep' son or you'll get a right 'tongue' bashing. Now be a good boy and spend wisely or you'll find yourself on your 'uppers'.
that's good but be careful you don't get 'booted'!!
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imamartian
seems like someone might have 'laced' your drink tonight?
i am shure some off us will feel like a heel
we havent put our hearts and sole into this thread
it would be better if we where instep by dipping out toe into the water
and keep an eye out for a p-lace where we can go heal for leather
we should slip-on our thinking caps and try and be elastic in our fitting
with a velcro sticking our tounges out to show we wont rubbher up the wrong way
we havent put our hearts and sole into this thread
it would be better if we where instep by dipping out toe into the water
and keep an eye out for a p-lace where we can go heal for leather
we should slip-on our thinking caps and try and be elastic in our fitting
with a velcro sticking our tounges out to show we wont rubbher up the wrong way
