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Alarm
INCOMING.......................................
Car was the closest in context.
Car was the closest in context.
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Big toenail removed
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Alarm
Well it did cut out "one by ones" to a certain extent
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cantaloup63
Now then. Car, bored, top of thumb cut off. 
Alarm is elec engineer. Hmmmmmm.
Think man, think!!
Alarm is elec engineer. Hmmmmmm.
Think man, think!!
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Toe-curling surgery I've had:
In-growing toenail: removal of nail and bed on right big toe.
Frenuloplasty: look it up while you're not eating!
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/surgical-procedures/penis-frenuloplasty.htm
Vasectomy: using microwave dessicator.
http://www.ameditech.com/vasectomy/a950.php
Right Achilles tendon: lengthened in two operations 7 years apart.
http://achillessurgery.blogspot.com/
Intra-cranial Bolt: look it up again!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brodie_maia/3528699203/
In-growing toenail: removal of nail and bed on right big toe.
Frenuloplasty: look it up while you're not eating!
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/surgical-procedures/penis-frenuloplasty.htm
Vasectomy: using microwave dessicator.
http://www.ameditech.com/vasectomy/a950.php
Right Achilles tendon: lengthened in two operations 7 years apart.
http://achillessurgery.blogspot.com/
Intra-cranial Bolt: look it up again!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brodie_maia/3528699203/
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cantaloup63
Crumbs 
Puts my stapedectomy to shame
Puts my stapedectomy to shame
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Alarm
Well your all still off.
But as you added
"Right Achilles tendon: lengthened in two operations 7 years apart."
Mine was done last yr, great jobby.............."keyhole" surgery. Now awaitng another op to remove the nerve endings trapped in the tendon.
Pain, think ....................MOVE LEG......................YOU CRY, run out of tears now and almost patience.
But as you added
"Right Achilles tendon: lengthened in two operations 7 years apart."
Mine was done last yr, great jobby.............."keyhole" surgery. Now awaitng another op to remove the nerve endings trapped in the tendon.
Pain, think ....................MOVE LEG......................YOU CRY, run out of tears now and almost patience.
You sound like a right decrepit old bstrd alarm. Who was it you were offering to fill in the other week? What were you going to do, beat them to death with your zimmer?
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cantaloup63
Sorry to hear that, especially in your trade which must make it hard at times. Take it you've tried acupuncture on the offchance? My bro in law is an acupuncturist
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Alarm
Ahh scouser, I never threaten anything. I make a promise.
But do remind me, what are you refering to?
Tried that Canta, works but not good enough.
Extreme knitting!
It was one of your late night rants if I remember correctly. Probably done while you were in the throes of your usual drunken stupour seeing as you can't remember it yourself.
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Shutpa
They put some string in it to drain the puss and when the nurse pulled it out it was 35 feet long.
The string or the puss?
