Tell you what i'll do, as it's the season of good will, i'll get a red suit and white beard, you supply the "stocking fillers" and suspenders etc. and then you can sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up. HO! HO! HO!
There you go grabbing hold of the wrong end of the stick again, who said anything about small talk, and "softy southerner" i was refering to the cold weather conditions up north, though must admit it wasn't to bad last week, Wednesday and Thursday i had to pop up to Altrincham and it was about the same temperature as in Bristol, however i diversify, back to "talking the talk and walking the walk" so less of the small talk please.