Skotl's Godzilla

[cantaloup63]

Skotl seems to think that Godzilla may be connected to some kind of deity. Just for information, the US did some of their nuclear bomb testing on an island (Bikini Atoll to be precise - where the word "Bikini" is derived from "Pikini" which means "coconut" which is what the locals called their island - "Coconut Island")

The Japanese weren't entirely happy about this, especially since the radiation was far more than expected and caused harm to the crew of a Japanese fishing boat. Protests were made and a film was made about how an irresponsible nuclear bomb test woke up a sea monster called Gorilla-whale, or Gojira. Gojira was the nickname of a burly member of the film crew, and the word Gojira was changed to Godzilla since "zilla" is a workable English suffix.

So there we are.

Told you I was going to catch up on my reading

 

[pred]

All is now clear by taking a coconut shell & cutting it in two, tying the two halves together a bikini top is formed, hence bikini or cocnuts island.
Please dont stop here cant, read another book & tell us the history of big juicy melons.

 

[cantaloup63]

Well, not really melons, but here's a story that'll warm the cockles of GD's heart. When balloons were a big thing back in the late 17th century, an Italian fella called Lunardi used to tour the UK to show off the flights of these "Inflammable Gas" filled balloons (they hadn't got round to naming the gas "hydrogen" yet).

Unfortunately, during a show in Newcastle (23 August 1785) a young man, Ralph Heron, got caught up in one of the restraining ropes and was lifted some 100 feet into the air before falling to his death. The impact drove his legs into a flowerbed up to his knees, and ruptured his internal organs, which burst on the ground. He was due to be married the next day.

 

[sooey]

All is now clear by taking a coconut shell & cutting it in two, tying the two halves together a bikini top is formed, hence bikini or cocnuts island.
Please dont stop here cant, read another book & tell us the history of big juicy melons.

With all the shenanigans about falsies rupturing because of industrial grade silicone, can it really be true that.......

"mammaries are made of this"

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Ralph Heron, got caught up in one of the restraining ropes and was lifted some 100 feet into the air before falling to his death. The impact drove his legs into a flowerbed up to his knees, and ruptured his internal organs, which burst on the ground. He was due to be married the next day.

Close escape then

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

an Italian fella called Lunardi used to tour the UK to show off the flights of these "Inflammable Gas" filled balloons

Is that how Linda Lunardi was invented?

 

[sooey]

The impact drove his legs into a flowerbed up to his knees, and ruptured his internal organs, which burst on the ground. He was due to be married the next day.

Is that where the term "short arse" came from?
I hope those flowers weren't roses, cos that wouldn't half have hurt.

 

[cantaloup63]

I'm trying to educate you lot, and all I get is puerile little witticisms.

 

[RedHerring2]

Keep up the God work, Canta Ooha.




Strange, I thought there was a spelling mistake in there somewhere but the spell checker can't find it.

 

[pred]

I'm trying to educate you lot, and all I get is puerile little witticisms.

Dont stop now we're on a roll.

 

[conny]

I'm trying to educate you lot, and all I get is puerile little witticisms.

Dont stop now we're on a roll.

Sausage or Swiss?