Thr rules of 'Eastenders'

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for anyone who saw corry the other day.....Aud was looking very well for someone who had just had a heart attack!!!!......including hair done and lippy!.......well done corry, very realistic...... :?

still.......brillliant version of Bohemian Rhapsody tonight... :D :D

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That was the only thing to make me look up! LOL!

ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so you do watch it then.....

No! I just wanted to see what idiots were destroying a brilliant song! :P
 
re sheep......see immys post.....

A Yuppie, from the City of London, takes his young family out for a day in the country, driving along, and the 2 angelic kiddies cried (In an AWFULLY upper class voice)

'Daddy, Daddy, what is that strange beast ?'

'That, my children is a Cow.'

( National Curriculum doesn't cover Animals...)

More driving.

'Daddy, Daddy, What is that building ?'

'That, my children is a Tin Mine.' ( Driving in Cornwall.)

More driving..

'Daddy, Daddy, What is that man doing ?'

'Well, I'm not exactly sure, my angels..'

'Oh, But Daddy, we want to know' Chorused the children.

So 'Daddy' parks up, and calls down to a man, bent over a sheep.

'I say, Country Yokel-Type person, are you shearing that sheep ?'

The Yokel replies 'Whaatt D'Yer Zay, M'boy ????'

'I said, are you shearing that sheep ?'

To which the yokel shouts, 'No - Bugger off and find yer own !!!'


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: the old ones are the best..............so they say....the old ones that is...
 
No, we woz poor!
Jimmy Clitheroe on the wireless every Sunday afternoon.
 
You must have missed out on all them great George Formby films that were on the telly on Sundays then. Poor you.
 
Yeah, while the other kids watched them I was leaning on a lamp post on the corner of the street.
 
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