Watch out Boris...

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Camoron has called bojo a 'greased piglet'...

Well we all know what Camoron likes to do with a porker...

It's just like the old days ;)
 
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there was a terrible accident in that London
poor old motman was run over and killed by a gang of pickpockets in a stolen transit van while trying to evade police capture
as motman was walking up to the pearly gates he sees an endless wall filled with clocks
motman asked Saint Peter what are all the clocks for?
Saint Peter explains that everyone has a life clock to see how honest they have been through their life
Saint Peter points to one clock and says this clock here that has not moved is Mother Tereasa
so looking at the wall motman says those three seem to be moving quickly who are they
Tony Blair, johnd and notchy, replied Saint Peter
so for a laugh motman askes where is ellals clock
and Saint Peter replies, oh Gods got that in his office, he is using it as a fan
 
Who/what is god?

Maybe it's best not to invoke your imaginary friend ;)
 
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