Fire fighters

[Vinty]

Some of these fat people appear to defy the laws of science, they always claim that they aren't fat because they eat to much, its because their "metabolism" makes the fat.
I always thought that it was impossible to produce body fat from thin air.

 

[transam]

There was some doc on the telly a while back about some American bloke who was the same eight as a baby elephant

60 odd stone if I recall they had to take a wall. Down and wynch him out the window the ambulance was an up graded one to take the load

He just laid on a bed all. Day his missis looked after him he hadn't seen his own nob for 30 odd years

He would have a bargain bucket of KFC for breakfast
Some of them Sumo wrestlers are that big they cannot wipe there own arris

The apprentice has to do it for em

 

[transam]

Perhaps some in. Here should carry out the

Can u se yer nob test

If u cannot either yer to fat or yer nob has shrunk or a combination of both

 

[Deleted member 18243]

He'll eat your pies; he'll tell you lies...

 

[motorbiking]

Eat one mars bar a day above your BMR and you'll gain nearly 2 stone in a year. As you get bigger your BMR goes up but the difference between 75kg and 90kg is only about 200kcal a day. So that extra mars bar is going to keep you gaining weight until you hit over a 100kg. It doesn't take much to see how a 30 stone man can eat 3500kcal and do little exercise. Therefore gaining a little weight every day.

 

[Brigadier]

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I always thought that it was impossible to produce body fat from thin air.

From fat air maybe, but not from thin air