Ascension Island...

The more i read about Ascension Island the more i would like to go there for a holiday.
Although it would probably be quite expensive to get there.
I am sure any illegal who was sent there would prefer it to life in one of those privately run detention centres in Britain.
As they would be on an Island there would no need to keep them confined.
They could spend the day on the beach reading up on asylum law, or maybe have a barbecue, the only thing that would be banned would be those inflatable Lilo's(for obvious reasons).
 
Let's not forget, Ascension Island is just a dead cat.

The govt would love people to be talking about it rather than their Covid failures and Brexit chaos on its way.
 
Check out the latest wheeze...

"Government considering processing refugees on disused ferries and blocking dinghies with a wave machine"

Moldova and Morocco were also looked at, along with disused oil platforms...

Considering the relatively small number of 'boat people' coming across the channel, this is expensive 'show boating' in order to assuage the irrational fears of rabid brexiteers (!)
 
Mottie said:
No wonder you’re so bitter!
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Quite the opposite...

Could have taken all the handouts, but I have a better sense of a work ethic it seems...

And pride comes before exploitation in my book (y)
 
Who's exploiting anyone? I’m just taking what I’m entitled too. More to come by the looks of it too. (y)
 
Yet when people claim benefits RW deride them as scroungers and socialists.

Hypocrisy.
 
Mottie said:
I’m just taking what I’m entitled too. More to come by the looks of it too. (y)
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Should I apply for the second (£6'500) SIESS payment? I will be crock for a least a month if my postponed op goes ahead on Monday. It will affect my income.

Grounds for claiming are very ambiguous and only require tenuous links to being 'adversely affected due to Coronavirous'. You can buy a load of face masks and claim. I have actually lost a decent job (extension in Lichfield) due to Corona as the breadwinner is a trolley dolly for BA.

Still not convinced though, other than earnings are down on last year.
 
noseall said:
Should I apply for the second (£6'500) SIESS payment? I will be crock for a least a month if my postponed op goes ahead on Monday. It will affect my income.

Grounds for claiming are very ambiguous and only require tenuous links to being 'adversely affected due to Coronavirous'. You can buy a load of face masks and claim. I have actually lost a decent job (extension in Lichfield) due to Corona as the breadwinner is a trolley dolly for BA.

Still not convinced though, other than earnings are down on last year.
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Hope all goes well with your op.

If it's a labotomy - I am sure the Gammons on here can you fill in what it's like afterwards. :p
 
SirGalahad said:
Hope all goes well with your op.

If it's a labotomy - I am sure the Gammons on here can you fill in what it's like afterwards. :p
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It’s an arsehole transplant. I just hope the arsehole doesn’t reject him! Only joking nosey, I hope it all goes well for you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. (y)
 
Mottie said:
It’s an arsehole transplant. I just hope the arsehole doesn’t reject him! Only joking nosey, I hope it all goes well for you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. (y)
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Which reminds me of this joke. :mrgreen:

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge...
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"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... The ass hole is usually in charge
 
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