So says the self-made multi millionaire who was the only man who was ever allowed to call Sir Stanly Kalms 'Stan' as he had so much respect for you, who was very senior in the DSG group but was 'off the books' and employed directly by 'Sir Stanley'. Oh yeah, amongst other things you forced BT to introduce ADSL, you were responsible for apprehending Gary Glitter, you created the first free internet provider, you were responsible for putting PC's in most homes, you have your own private woods, a part share in a large boat, a large breakdown and recovery business, a huge commercial property portfolio not to forget old Bob's house you had owned for 20 years and forgotten all about until you checked your paperwork last week. Not to mention that you are privy to many government scandals that us mere mortals are unaware of and that you are a very good lifetime friend with Sir Nigel Rudd but hated by Sir Alan Sugar who, if what 'Ruddy' says is true, has a picture of you on his dartboard. When's your autobiography coming out? I'm sure it'll be a best seller in the fiction section.
