My advise, ignore Notchy, he’s not as bad as the liar odds, but it’s a simpler life without having to reply to their nonsense.
But if you want to be patronised, apparently I'm your man
My advise, ignore Notchy, he’s not as bad as the liar odds, but it’s a simpler life without having to reply to their nonsense.

I used to work in Heald's Dairies in Didsbury and a workmate used to have a fruity teacake for brekkie with bacon and egg stuffed inside. I tried one one day and actually, it wasn't half bad.I hear her teacakes are v. spicy.

Just doesn't sound great but it is strange how some things just work that you wouldnt expect.I used to work in Heald's Dairies in Didsbury and a workmate used to have a fruity teacake for brekkie with bacon and egg stuffed inside. I tried one one day and actually, it wasn't half bad.


ExactlyYeah, I suppose it's a bit like over the pond where they have bacon and maple syrup.
Yeah, I suppose it's a bit like over the pond where they have bacon and maple syrup.

OMGMy family like bacon and marmalade.

Although marmalade is actually used as a marinade for various meats such as ham, gammon etcI've just googled and apparently it's quite common. I had always thought they were weird.

He will be trying to repair his greenhouse stillWheres Bazza today

Is it brokeHe will be trying to repair his greenhouse still

yes he smashed it up last time he was doneIs it broke
Been a long day mate. Still here.Wheres Bazza today
You're such a fibber. You broke it when you tipped your cherry picker over during a temper tantrum because Lina had twisted your ears.yes he smashed it up last time he was done