OMG I got a disciplinary at work.

[Highway Man]

Was his mate drunk?

yes so when an emergency call came in he rang me to see if I would cover the call for him.

 

[pete01]

yes so when an emergency call came in he rang me to see if I would cover the call for him.

So you did and you got caught? How?

Do you and your mate look like the two from on the buses?

 

[Munroast]

OMG I am still in shock.

is your boss female and does she have a whip ?

 

[Highway Man]

So you did and you got caught? How?

Do you and your mate look like the two from on the buses?

They got us through the fact the call came in at 2am so I was on rest the next day when I was supposed to be at work, they didnt know I covered his call untill they went through our tacho logs.

 

[Highway Man]

is your boss female and does she have a whip ?

Oddly enough 3 of them are female and they all fancy the pants off me. Always looking for any excuse to talk to me.

 

[pete01]

is your boss female and does she have a whip ?

No this is him

 

[Highway Man]

No this is him

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Reported.

 

[pete01]

Reported.

I'll get you for this.....

 

[Highway Man]

I'll get you for this.....

No you wont butler

 

[Highway Man]

At the end of my "chat" they all agreed that I am a great guy and all said it was so comforting to know what a team player that I am and commented on my arse and legs.

 

[Highway Man]

At the end when I was dismissed they couldn't wait to hug me and kissing me on my cheek, it was a little strange as even the men joined in with that.

 

[Munroast]

Oddly enough 3 of them are female and they all fancy the pants off me. Always looking for any excuse to talk to me.

OMG

3 female bosses and they make you take your pants off before discipline ?
some people would pay good money for your job

now I understand what you said in another thread that you watch TV standing up

 

[Koolpc]

At the end of my "chat" they all agreed that I am a great guy and all said it was so comforting to know what a team player that I am and commented on my arse and legs.

Did they say that you needed to lose several stone in weight?

 

[Highway Man]

Did they say that you needed to lose several stone in weight?

Reported

 

[pete01]

Reported

Have they sent you home?