Pentagon Pizza Index

[DP]

Trump in hospital/ not well/ AWOL?

 

[Deleted member 317777]

Trump in hospital/ not well/ AWOL?

Oh dear

 

[DP]

Oh dear

 

[MNW67]

He was playing golf yesterday.

 

[charliegolf]

Oh dear

Said Battery Sergeant Major Williams!

 

[charliegolf]

He was playing golf yesterday.

Allegedly a different place and time to those claimed.

Plus, Melanomia was seen at Walter Reed Hospital, unscheduled visit.

 

[IT Minion]

He was playing golf yesterday.

He probably just told his caddy to write up a winning score again.

 

[MNW67]

It looks like a social media hoax.

 

[Notch7]

I think it’s a hoax arising from the fact Trump went quiet for 3 days.

 

[fillyboy]

I think it’s a hoax arising from the fact Trump went quiet for 3 days.

But who would possibly be stupid enough to fall for it?

 

[Notch7]

But who would possibly be stupid enough to fall for it?

Nobody’s fallen for it, it’s wishful thinking.

Personally I would prefer a sun setting Trump to the evil Vance

 

[fillyboy]

Nobody’s fallen for it, it’s wishful thinking.

Personally I would prefer a sun setting Trump to the evil Vance

Trump to make announcement at 2pm local US time.

 

[Vinty]

Some one on Tik Tok said he is in hospital with a heart problem
The doctors say his problem is that he doesn't have a heart.

 

[Brigadier]

Nobody’s fallen for it, it’s wishful thinking.

Personally I would prefer a sun setting Trump to the evil Vance

I doubt MAGA would gather around Vance like they gather around Orangina.

The end of MAGA is nigh?

 

[IT Minion]

I doubt MAGA would gather around Vance like they gather around Orangina.

The end of MAGA is nigh?

Vance using Trump for a terrible remake of Weekend at Bernies would be the worst of all options.