That song would go on forever......A nice steak and kidney pie with mash gravy and carrots. Plus a request for a final song: A million green bottles hanging on a wall
Nope, pox on puddings.Not even a sticky toffee pudding?

As I've now realised it's not a jokey kind of thread I've respectfully withdrawn.I'm sorry. I thought this was a jokey, waste a bit of time, have a laugh, type of thread. I didn't realise anyone was taking it seriously.
My apologies.![]()
It is a jokey thread BillAs I've now realised it's not a jokey kind of thread I've respectfully withdrawn.![]()

Sorry, I'm getting mixed messages. Or should that be sour messages?It is a jokey thread Bill
You post so much, and offer so little.
It's a good job there is no definition of what is humour, and what isn't, you think?It’s just the sour tone of your post.
It detracts from the proper humour. You’ll notice only you laugh at your jokes!!
You try far too hard. And it’s obviousSorry, I'm getting mixed messages. Or should that be sour messages?
It's a good job there is no definition of what is humour, and what isn't, you think?
I've seen them both attempt humour, without success.You try far too hard. And it’s obvious
Pete and sometimes highway are really funny.
Think on…
No one’s funny all the time. They are funny most of the time.I've seen them both attempt humour, without success.
Chill BillSorry, I'm getting mixed messages. Or should that be sour messages?
It's a good job there is no definition of what is humour, and what isn't, you think?
That’s made me chuckle mate.Chill Bill

You're not obligated to read my humorous posts, if you don't find them funny.You try far too hard. And it’s obvious
Pete and sometimes highway are really funny.
Think on…
You need to lock in.No one’s funny all the time. They are funny most of the time.
Think on…