M
Moz
went to the AA meet on tuesday night ...
what a nightmare ,
last time I was there .....was about, at most 10 of us there ,
other night walked in an it was packed out nearly 20 odd , gave up counting ,
an the tearful *woe is me* tearful dramatics ....oh dear
Jesus .. I needed a drink afterwards ...lol
Dont get me wrong , Im not taking the P*ss BUT ....come on ...really..!!
peoples tales of woe
Hello Im an alkie .....
"I drink 4 glasses of wine a night an 2 bottles at weekend "
"I drink 2 pints at dinner an have 2 cans a night "
"I get drunk on friday nights an now after squash have a 2 pint of beer "
(I giggled at squash comment an thought well he IS mixing his drinks , lol )
"I have a sherry with dinner an have taken a glass of whiskey later "
after all these *lightweights* I was dying for my turn to get up an blow there socks off to a proper *drunk*
worse about it was......... the more the crowd happy clapped an supported the more they looked elevated ..
The reality is as a proper alkie,you should be left feeling shameful /dirty an naked coming clean to real world people ...showing your *real vulnerabilities* not beeming with a smile as if its a *Big Bro* audition ...
this *look at me* jokers werent for me ....so I last of all ...
I dived into my best Bill Hicks RIP routine ....
how Drinks not bad ,
its buying the Co-op pint cans ,
only sold in 4 cans ,
told em a mate crafty , manager of a Co-op ,
unscruplous ...like Mr Evil ....leading me to buy more cans ,lol, all your fault ...crafty ...whats all that about ?, (much lol )
me" I only want 5 pint cans !"
cashier , "we only sell em in 4s "
me "well I only want 5 or else I will neck the whole 8 cans "
cashier looking at me in disgust
" well JUST have 4 THEN!" in snide voice ..
me mumbling smiling ,
"Im only kidding my love, Ill have all 8 pint cans "
later all cans empty ...an the raging thirst is on, so nip around to the local patels for a few more ...12 normal cans
then I hummed the camblewick merry go round tune .....
they loved it ...I should do stand up ....lol..lol
then Dan ......
Dan the man ,AA leader
knew I was taking the P*ss out of them ,
he was very patronising an told me he thought I had got a hold of it last nov .....(D*ckhead*..lol)
an *told* me he thought it best if I found another group next time ...
lol...lol....lol.....lol.....lol....lol....lol
I have been barred from a few beer places in my life time ,
from the scummiest salford boozers too even the best places...
even the old Hacienda ,for a few months after a *do * in my youth with Andy B who was the head doorman there .....him selling dodgy *Es*
Dont get me wrong Im lucky Im not like my *mother * ,
Im not a violent drunk ....just a bit pedantic..lol
an being barred from an AA meet is the icing on the cake , lol....
hopefully the next group aint full of cretins ......but proper losers like myself ..lol
what a nightmare ,
last time I was there .....was about, at most 10 of us there ,
other night walked in an it was packed out nearly 20 odd , gave up counting ,
an the tearful *woe is me* tearful dramatics ....oh dear
Jesus .. I needed a drink afterwards ...lol
Dont get me wrong , Im not taking the P*ss BUT ....come on ...really..!!
peoples tales of woe
Hello Im an alkie .....
"I drink 4 glasses of wine a night an 2 bottles at weekend "
"I drink 2 pints at dinner an have 2 cans a night "
"I get drunk on friday nights an now after squash have a 2 pint of beer "
(I giggled at squash comment an thought well he IS mixing his drinks , lol )
"I have a sherry with dinner an have taken a glass of whiskey later "
after all these *lightweights* I was dying for my turn to get up an blow there socks off to a proper *drunk*
worse about it was......... the more the crowd happy clapped an supported the more they looked elevated ..
The reality is as a proper alkie,you should be left feeling shameful /dirty an naked coming clean to real world people ...showing your *real vulnerabilities* not beeming with a smile as if its a *Big Bro* audition ...
this *look at me* jokers werent for me ....so I last of all ...
I dived into my best Bill Hicks RIP routine ....
how Drinks not bad ,
its buying the Co-op pint cans ,
only sold in 4 cans ,
told em a mate crafty , manager of a Co-op ,
unscruplous ...like Mr Evil ....leading me to buy more cans ,lol, all your fault ...crafty ...whats all that about ?, (much lol )
me" I only want 5 pint cans !"
cashier , "we only sell em in 4s "
me "well I only want 5 or else I will neck the whole 8 cans "
cashier looking at me in disgust
" well JUST have 4 THEN!" in snide voice ..
me mumbling smiling ,
"Im only kidding my love, Ill have all 8 pint cans "
later all cans empty ...an the raging thirst is on, so nip around to the local patels for a few more ...12 normal cans
then I hummed the camblewick merry go round tune .....
they loved it ...I should do stand up ....lol..lol
then Dan ......
Dan the man ,AA leader
knew I was taking the P*ss out of them ,
he was very patronising an told me he thought I had got a hold of it last nov .....(D*ckhead*..lol)
an *told* me he thought it best if I found another group next time ...
lol...lol....lol.....lol.....lol....lol....lol
I have been barred from a few beer places in my life time ,
from the scummiest salford boozers too even the best places...
even the old Hacienda ,for a few months after a *do * in my youth with Andy B who was the head doorman there .....him selling dodgy *Es*
Dont get me wrong Im lucky Im not like my *mother * ,
Im not a violent drunk ....just a bit pedantic..lol
an being barred from an AA meet is the icing on the cake , lol....
hopefully the next group aint full of cretins ......but proper losers like myself ..lol
