Bring it back its about time the kids got a laugh at the sadistic bassa of a teacher who tried that hard to hit you that they missed or hit the light shade above there heads.
We had one like that it was so easy to wind him up gave it his best shot (well 6 of them) then looke him straight in the eye and said is that it can i go. Steam coming out his ears as you left the room and he was so stupid he did not click that an hours detention would have pis#ed you off more.
Now the belt or tawse they used to give us in jockland that did hurt or maybe its cause i was younger. Training shoe from PE teacher was a sore one to