I cant wait for 2012 can you imagine it?...after seeing that last week..the organisers of our Olympics must be ****ting emselves
What are we going to do?..something to celebrate British Culture..
Red Arrows?...(nah..bit to British..might make people feel alienated)
Coldstream guards marching up and down...hmm acceptable providing they dont play anything ssociated with wars...Agadoo maybe?
What about a celebration of the commonwealth..how we went around the world nicking everyone else's countries...hmm...scratch that.
British culture..hmm
...culture..lets see..hmmm....
What are we good at..
Got it!..
Football hooligans!...mass ruck in the middle of the middle of the arena but integrate ballet and a bit of riverdance into it.
English abroad...fat blokes with shaved heads and bulldog tattoos on their calves...dancing arund the running track with a tin of San Miguel in their heads doing nazi salutes and shouting 'seeeg ale' at everyone who looks a bit on the nordic side? (the BNP can organise this one maybe)...backing them up, crying, drunken 48 year old women with their lungs out spewing in waste bins and pretending to get hold of their mates.
A celebration of obesity and single parent hood...fat birds with bare midriffs displaying a few chinese symbol tatts (that will help make the orientals feel welcome..and laugh at us even more) walking (not running) around with half caste kids in prams.
All topped off with a celebration of speed..18 year old chaves roaring around the track in old Novas, Saxos etc with the obligatory spoiler still in grey primer...black out windows, 300 watt steroes, big boy exhausts..racing past laughing policemen who just watch and do nothing..
Pearly kings and queens..fron Southall and Ealing
Music by Tim rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber and performed by Girls aloud.
Its all coming together now
Mad?..well it could be worse, Ken Livingston and his red wedge could still be in charge..all union jacks would be banned completely!
