Recent content by athelstan

Thanks for that, hilarious!

Don't forget............... "Heads are going to ****ing roll." Anne Boleyn "Let the ****ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger" "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."...

A couple of sites which may prove useful. http://www.nfh.org.uk/ http://www.noisedirect.co.uk/

...............but will it pick up peanuts?

Pure class! I'll borrow that if I may.

Just to thank you for that quote, at least I'll know roughly (to within 54 pence) what to expect. Seriously though, very useful.

I know this sounds a bit like how long is a bit of string but could anybody give me a very rough idea of the cost of replacing a single garage door. I would need something fairly secure as I keep a lot of tools in the garage. I live in Kent if that makes a difference.

I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera. I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'

Window licker. A trifle harsh maybe.

Thanks for your replies folks, very much appreciated. I'll get the compressor looked at by someone qualified.

I wonder if you kind folks could shed any light on my problem, bearing in mind that I know nothing of electrics. I have recently had a new board installed which is a mixture of MCBs and RCDs. On trying my air compressor for the first time it immediately tripped the RCD. It is a 2hp compressor...

Another very good alternative that has had results for a friend of mine is The Salvation Army.

Hugh Jampton

I must say he has been looking a little off colour for a long time now.

There was a sign outside our local DIY shop saying "Stainless Steel Sinks" a local kid had scribbled underneath "of course it does!"