Comedians!

[Homesafe]

Les Dawson joke:


There was a fat stripper used to work in a club where i went, she was so fat she used to start her own round of applause when she finished as she ran back to her dressing room

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"


Les Dawson jokes:

I said to my wife, 'Treasure' - I always call her Treasure, she reminds me of something that's just been dug up.

I was in a play on TV once. It was one of those suspense plays. It kept you wondering... what's on the other channels?

 

[oompah]

Tommy Cooper: I went to the doctors. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'. I said 'What for?' He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor' ...

 

[athelstan]

I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera.


I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'

 

[Homesafe]

Egg in the hat ,egg out of the hat, egg in the hat ,hat in the egg Thank you ,thank you, just like that.

Good ol Tommy