Funny Graffiti

[Trazor]

Genitals prefer blondes.

 

[Shytalkz]

I haven't got Tourettes: I just think you're a c**t

If we'd known it was going to cause this much trouble, we'd have picked the f**king cotton ourselves

 

[dextrous]

If we'd known it was going to cause this much trouble, we'd have picked the f**king cotton ourselves

I like that one

 

[conny]

Sign outside an American cafe/petrol station.

"Eat here and get Gas."

Another.
If God was a man why did he give women the best bits?

 

[Deluks]

Written on a grimy van

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

 

[Shytalkz]

To which the rejoinder written underneath is often "she is when she's with me"

 

[Johnmelad502]

 

[ColJack]

"God must be a woman, why else would God have put a mans most vulnerable part on the outside?"

 

[Whitespirit66]

Sign outside a bar in Vegas -


Liqour Out Front

Poker In The Rear

 

[Whitespirit66]

If we'd known it was going to cause this much trouble, we'd have picked the f**king cotton ourselves

I like that one

Must remember that one!

 

[Johnmelad502]

 

[athelstan]

There was a sign outside our local DIY shop saying "Stainless Steel Sinks"
a local kid had scribbled underneath "of course it does!"

 

[securespark]

In one of our toilets at school we had a big old ceramic trough. You had to step up to it and the ceiling was close to your head. Written on the ceiling was


"WHILE YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE P*SSING ON YOUR SHOES"