Last meal.

pete01 · 2026-03-01T16:56:42+0000

warey4life said:
Starter - garlic mushrooms

Main - A large rump steak (medium) covered in garlic sauce, roasted vegetables with huge pieces of garlic. Garlic bread.

Pudding - no thanks.

Not even a sticky toffee pudding?

motorbiking · 2026-03-01T16:59:49+0000

Sorry to hyjack the thread, but what method would people choose

Firing squad and electric chair would be a no for me, unless it was a 50 cal in the head its gonna take a wile.

I've never understood why they can't just give you a f*** load of heroin.

Ivor Windybottom · 2026-03-01T17:00:07+0000

A Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper.

Ivor Windybottom · 2026-03-01T17:00:59+0000

Then shagging to death.

King Billy · 2026-03-01T17:01:32+0000

I think I'd go on DIYnot and protest my innocence. I'd stay on it until my time came.

I'd probably have to study a few trolls' MODs, copy their style, and stick a few fingers up to they who can't be named.
I would go happily knowing I'd been banned. And I'd leave food stains all over the page.
I'm intelligent and reasonable like that.

Highway Man · 2026-03-01T17:02:02+0000

motorbiking said:
Sorry to hyjack the thread, but what method would people choose

Firing squad and electric chair would be a no for me, unless it was a 50 cal in the head its gonna take a wile.

I've never understood why they can't just give you a f*** load of heroin.

I have always fancied being torn apart by wild animals as a nice way to go, failing that I would prefer a firing squad with music playing.

HERTS P&D · 2026-03-01T17:02:54+0000

Highway Man said:
I would play you a few beatles numbers on my new guitar

You playing me guitar!!!!

I would be looking for a new fuse.

Andy

Highway Man · 2026-03-01T17:03:40+0000

HERTS P&D said:
You playing me guitar!!!!

I would be looking for a new fuse.

Andy

Reported

motorbiking · 2026-03-01T17:04:32+0000

Highway Man said:
I have always fancied being torn apart by wild animals as a nice way to go, failing that I would prefer a firing squad with music playing.

For some reason firing squads always aim for the heart, so you've got around 30s to a minute of agony, until you go into a coma and die.

King Billy · 2026-03-01T17:06:41+0000

motorbiking said:
For some reason firing squads always aim for the heart, so you've got around 30s to a minute of agony, until you go into a coma and die.

Experience or research?

I know, see post 119.

See post 133.

Then read the case notes.

MNW67 · 2026-03-01T17:09:28+0000

motorbiking said:
Sorry to hyjack the thread, but what method would people choose

Firing squad and electric chair would be a no for me, unless it was a 50 cal in the head its gonna take a wile.

I've never understood why they can't just give you a f*** load of heroin.

Firing squad seems best out of the methods used in the USA.

Some sort of odourless gas like helium, nitrogen or carbon monoxide pumped into your cell would be the nicest.

Highway Man · 2026-03-01T17:09:58+0000

motorbiking said:
For some reason firing squads always aim for the heart, so you've got around 30s to a minute of agony, until you go into a coma and die.

I would prefer that as I couldnt stand the thought of my face being disfigurered

Highway Man · 2026-03-01T17:10:33+0000

MNW67 said:
Firing squad seems best out of the methods used in the USA.

Some sort of odourless gas like helium, nitrogen or carbon monoxide pumped into your cell would be the nicest.

Typical lefty death, thats not for me, I want dramatic

motorbiking · 2026-03-01T17:12:07+0000

Highway Man said:
I would prefer that as I couldntt stand the thought of my face being disfigurered

have you thought about when the worms eat it or the fire melts it?

Highway Man · 2026-03-01T17:13:39+0000

motorbiking said:
have you thought about when the worms eat it or the fire melts it?

OMG no, I insist on going into a cryo tank upon my death,

Last meal.

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