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Skid marks on the gusset of humanity, his whole cabal.

The original, and still the best :mrgreen:

I had the opposite yesterday. M20 northbound, around 1530. Very little on the road. Sun out, blue sky, a bit of white cloud. Berk in a clapped-out silver Fiesta (back bumper held on with duck tape, front bumper with hope alone) was bimbling along in lane 2 at around 60mph, with nothing else...

"You can't park there, Sir!" :ROFLMAO:

Could be worse. They could be estates agents, traffic wardens, or lawyers (y)

"If you say you've been to Tenerife, he'll say he's been to Eleven-erife" (y)

Not a chance.

Not necessarily. If a person is materially-incapacitated (to the extent that the PIP eligibility criteria are satisfied) in their younger years, they are "disabled", for want of a better word. Growing old is not becoming "disabled", in the same sense (although the physical / mental challenges...

Likely because - dropping dead or being the one-in-a-thousand-fit-as-a-flea pensioner excepted - most retirees would qualify just by dint of "normal" aging. From the Gov website: Eligibility: You can get Personal Independence Payment (PIP) if all of the following apply to you: you’re 16 or...

And as I understand it, it's not the edit that is the issue, only that it was not marked up as an edit. Orangina rambles on for so long, not being permitted to edit would be unworkable.

Ineptitude? Has anyone from the beeb said why (not)?

Only when viewed in hindsight. If they didn't think or know it was an error in the first place, the second airing would not have been considered an issue either.

Meanwhile, the dossier in which the BBC was accused of misleading and clandestine editing supported its claim with........ ...... misleading and clandestine editing. :ROFLMAO:

Sometimes, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

By his (lack of) presence in Clacton, he clearly doesn't want to be an MP either.

How long does a power pack last though? :whistle:

Simple. Shoot the tribal voters. Or bring in PR. (y)

And the tories or tory Splitters will fix it worserer so, regardless of whose in the chair, you'll get what you want in the end. You should be happy (y)

Everything was already fudged up by the last shower. Truly is a poisoned chalice, and tribal voters only embolden the grifting Tories and Tories (Splitters) that they'll get another go at the trough.

When I broke my ankle - while trail running, ffs - I also fracture-dislocated my right index finger through falling. While I was in hospital having it operated on, a young lad was also on my ward awaiting an operation on his thumb. The end had been crushed in a work accident but, what's worse...