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While we're on the theme of chickens... Talking of which, if he gets worn out, aren't you worried he might just turn round and tell you to cluck off?

I remember trying it in Manchester in 1983. VILE. To me, it tasted like mouthwash. But obviously some people liked it, because it was on the menu in the UK for 19 years, from 1974 to 1993!

The geezer's been shot dead, hasn't he?

Yeah...I call them chokes...ahem... My first experience with fluorescent fittings was in a Victorian mill where there were 1940s fittings with old bakelite BC lamp holders and tubes with BC endcaps. The wiring used to be DC and was wired in conduit with porcelain roses and the colours (not sure...

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Tried to figure this one out. Knowing that people interchange letters for numbers, I figured it could be W38 BLE: vehicle could not be found. Wondering if the I character was added in, I tried W3 BBE: comes back as a black Merc. You'd have to really bugger about with the characters, but I...

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What puts kids off cabbage is school cabbage, where they cook it for about 24 hours and the whole building stinks of sh... Cooked properly, it's great.

A lottery ticket as tonight is draw 1966, the year of my birth. A long shot, but I figured if I won, I'd share it with others I know who have the same birth year.

All UK MVNOs piggyback off either Three, Vodafone, O2 or EE. Of the ones recommended by Which?, Talkmobile use Vodafone's network, Giffgaff, O2's, Smarty use Three's (in fact Smarty are owned by Hutchison who operate Three), 1p Mobile use EE and Lebara use the Voda network. The other one...

More flappering than flattering.

Was it? That's even worse then.

For a similar reason, I'd call a dog Pat. Pat the dog...

He said he'd already paid all the tax due, so why should he pay double?

IDK why, but I often get scam calls on my second SIM from companies insisting it is an O2 number and they want to put me on an iffy contract. Don't get any of those on my main number and the joke is the second number has never been given out to anyone, whereas literally thousands of people have...

True, but given a) the price and b) the designer of the garment and c) the fact that the dress would be getting a very public outing, I'd like to think that b) would have made sure the damn thing fitted, something that us mere mortals are left to judge ourselves, and sometimes get wrong.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Just tell me, because you refuse to answer... Have you never looked at a woman on the TV and commented on what they are wearing?

He played a concert at the Poco A Poco club in Heaton Chapel, Stockport on 27 April 1970 and missed the last train home, so spent the night on the platform. A local music society put up a commemorative plaque.

If my other half was famous, I'd keep out of the public gaze. But if you put yourself in it, people will comment. People talk about what they see on the TV.

Which? magazine (the consumer association) have 5 recommended mobile providers. In order of customer rating, from the best (83%) to the worst (78%), they are: Talkmobile Giffgaff Smarty 1p Mobile Lebara Of these, Talkmobile, Smarty and 1p Mobile are also classified by Which? as Great Value...