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    Hobbies that pay.

    One of my hobbys & probably the one that I enjoy most, is buying old miners Davy lamps, cleaning, servicing & restoring them back to working condition. 10's of 1000's of these were sold during the miners strikes to raise money & most have sat on shelfs as decorative items for 30+yrs. I pick 'em...
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    Would anyone care to guesstimate exactly how many Met Police firearms officers have handed back their AFO tickets???
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    Something Stinks

    & it's not the methanethiol they add to alert you to a leak . . . .
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    Is it just me?

    . . . . Or has everyone's signature disappeared?
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    Grandkids?

    Grandkids 'eh, Who'd have 'em? After not seeing them for approx 3 weeks 2 days, 12 hrs & 38mins all of my grandkids will be dumped at my door while my offspring flutter away to the warmth & wildfires of the Med for 2wks. Should I just murder them as their parents dissappear down the lane on...
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    UFO's / UAP's ?

    Are you following the US house oversight committee hearings on UFO's / UAP's? Some very heavy people are now becoming involved on both sides, I really don't know what to make of it all, but I do think we're heading towards a major revelation.
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    What Word?

    What word is spelled wrong in every English dictionary???
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    The Sun

    Shut it down. It is not & has not been for a very long time, a newspaper. Shut it down like it's sister rag The News of the World was shut down. Make it a victim of collateral damage like it made collateral damage of Huw Edwards. Then shut down its puppet master Woopert Murdoch. All the...
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    Little Johnny Asks His Teacher . . . .

    Little Johhny asks his teacher "what do you get from fat pigs miss"? "I don't know Johnny, what do you get from fat pigs"? "Lots of bacon miss, lots n lots of bacon". "What do you get from fat chickens miss" "I don't know Johnny, what do you get from fat chickens"? "Lots of eggs miss, lots n...
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    The Killing of Mark Duggan

    One of the most interesting vids I've ever seen on YooToob. Whatever way you want your opinion to go, I find the processes used fascinating.
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    El Nino

    El Nino has officially begun. The experts have deemed it so. Let the hysteria & impending doom begin.
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    TT 2023

    I can't go this year, not even for a flying visit just for the superbike race. but I'm finding that TV & Yootoob coverage is getting better & better all the time. This chaps channel is by far the best quality insight & throws most of the pro's under the bus . . . ...
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    NW200

    Just a heads up to anyone casually interested in real motorcycle road racing. BBC NI are streaming the North West 200 live on iplayer. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/northern-ireland/65497745
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    What's a Good Keyboard & Mouse Combo?

    Against my own advice I've only ever purchased cheapo either Logitech or Trust keyboards & mouse's for my office desktop. I've recently replaced my last (much loved) Trust setup with a Logitech MK330 (which is truly horrific), I've give it 2wks but I've finally decided we have to part ways . ...
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    Wow, where did that go?

    Yet another thread disappeared by the stazi. Posts which break rules are deleted. If the first post is deleted the rest goes automatically.
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    Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night & have a nibble?

    If so, what do you raid from the fridge? I'm genuinely interested . . . .
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    What are you having for a midnight snack???

    "Put the food down & step away from the fridge". Do NOT be that weapon of mass consumption.
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    What are you having for supper?

    I mean, if there's any room left?
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    Sewage in Rivers

    I knew it was bad, but not this bad . . . .
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    2x Truths, 1x Lie.

    Let's play a game . . . . Tell us 2x truths about yourself & 1x lie. Let's see who can guess the lie. 1. I am a multi-millionaire. 2. I've slept in Baby Spice's bedroom. 3. I beat Barry Sheene on a motorcycle.
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