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A decent tattoo
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Moral of story: Never have a tattoo, you daft idiot.
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I've just got No Entry tattooed on my lower back........
I thankyou......and goodnight......
I thankyou......and goodnight......
The 'soup' could have been a lot worse.
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I did this story years ago while freelancing, never could understand why he went to the press. Nice chap to meet, just a bit dim! I wonder if he ever got it removed.. 
At least none of these tattoos will hinder them joining the police.
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Legend has it that Oliver Reed had eagles claws tattooed on his manhood (two claws enveloping the girth if you get me......imagine an eagle in flight carrying a rodent.....perhaps a purple headed womb rat?). To accomplish this the tattooist in Thailand employed a relevantly qualified young lady to encourage him to 'fly the colours', a leather thong was then tied tightly at the base of the watchtower to stop the blood flowing away and the tattoo was completed. To assist him with the pain Ollie downed a bottle of Scotch and passed out.
Several months later Mr Reed was on a British Airways Concorde flight to New York, smashed on free booze, and dropped his trousers to show the stewardesses his new tattoo. He also invited fellow male passengers to do the same so they could have a 'best boy' competition. Ollie was subsequently banned from every British Airways flight for life.
Several months later Mr Reed was on a British Airways Concorde flight to New York, smashed on free booze, and dropped his trousers to show the stewardesses his new tattoo. He also invited fellow male passengers to do the same so they could have a 'best boy' competition. Ollie was subsequently banned from every British Airways flight for life.
