A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along
too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming
off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile
and calls the police..
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman
has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming
hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll
simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman
shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are
,' he says.. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that
you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the
porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right
arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
The Londoner looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along
too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming
off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile
and calls the police..
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman
has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming
hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll
simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman
shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are
,' he says.. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that
you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the
porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right
arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
The Londoner looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
