After a night out, a man brings his mates back to show off his new house. The visitors are perplexed by a large gong in the lounge.
One says, " whats that big brass gong for?" the host says," Thats my talking clock." the guest says "How does it work?" The host says" I'll show you."and gives the gong an ear shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
A womans voice from upstairs screams " For ****s sake, it's twenty to three in the ****ing morning!"
One says, " whats that big brass gong for?" the host says," Thats my talking clock." the guest says "How does it work?" The host says" I'll show you."and gives the gong an ear shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
A womans voice from upstairs screams " For ****s sake, it's twenty to three in the ****ing morning!"
