Ha'penn'worth.
... I can't think of any commonly-used 'contracted word' that uses more than one apostrophe to represent 'missing letters', can you?
Yeah, like I mentioned " 'n' " instead of "and".
Fo'c'sle ? Bo's'n ? ...and of course 'tisn't !
How about shouldn't've?
'tisn't 'tisn't, 'tis 'taint. or is it 'tisn't 'taint, 'tis 'tisn't.
I'd've.
Who'd've.
OK, so a good few thereHa'penn'worth.
Would you folks who have made these suggestions ever (or often) write the things you have suggested?

Maybe not written in books etc, but on signs: FISH 'N' CHIPSmany/most of them would very rarely actually be seen written
Maybe but, for example, "Cholmondeley" is written like that, not "the way it is said" (which would not only need apostrophes, but also ideally have some indication that a "u" had somehow 'crept into' the spoken version!).However, it is interesting to me that the recognised pronunciation of 'Forecastle' is ˈfoʊksəl'. ... Hence fo'c'sle is the predominant spelling in publications, as it better matches the way it is said.
If you mean you would write " shouldn't've ", then fair enough, but I'm pretty sure I would never write anything like that (in any context) - and I very rarely see that sort of think written.I don't think I'd often write "I should not have done that", looks too dramatic, and if I was writing about myself, I think I'd write it in the way I spoke it.
That quite an interesting one since, firstly, if you look around, you'll see every possible variant of (between 0 and 2) apostrophes:Maybe not written in books etc, but on signs: FISH 'N' CHIPS
How on earth does one pronounce that - and what is it meant to be a contraction of (I can think of several possibilities)?Here's one with three apostrophes, you'dn't've.

How on earth does one pronounce that - and what is it meant to be a contraction of (I can think of several possibilities)?
Kind Regards, John
I think the issue is that there are not really any 'rules' - at least, not 'universal'/'official' ones - which is not really surprising, given that we are talking about what many would regard as 'abuse' of proper English!Of course there is every possible variant out there....because many people don't know the rules, so they'll' stick one anywhere they think.one should go (see what I did there?).
I can't pronounce that - at least, not without adding in a few vowel sounds!Much as written, I'd say - youd|nt|ve
That was one of the possibilities I considered, but if I heard it spoken, I'm far from convinced that I would be sure what was being meant (or even 'said')!I assume it means "you'd not have", i.e."you would not have"
Cobblers. And I suppose you claim that his should be hi's? There is no differenceone should omit the 'possessive apostrophe' that should really be there -
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