Another blonde joke

[dextrous]

A redhead, a brunette and a bonde are stranded on an island. A rescue boat arives but can't get closer than 100yards to the island, so the girls have to swim for it.

The redhead gets 30 yards out then drowns, the brunette manages 40 yards before drowning. The blonde gets 50 yards out before getting tired, turning round and swimming back to shore.

 

[Homesafe]

There mustav been a big ape on the island to motivate the blonde

 

[tim west]

katie price just laid on her back(as usual) and floated all the way home

 

[Homesafe]

Even the sharks didn't want any of that meat

 

[namsag]

2 blondes talking. One says i have just taken a pregnancy test.

The other one replies "were the questions hard"