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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Peanis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old. I will
not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... You will NEVER
go far in Hollywood with a name like Peanis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you
will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together", the guy said and he
left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office, inside
is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck. Who would
possibly end him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed...
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor
in Hollywood.
You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my
God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in
Hollywood with a name like Peanis van Lesbian.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were
right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your
office, so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check
is a token of my appreciation... Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
D##k V#n D#ke
A blonde moment....
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!' 'Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!'
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Peanis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old. I will
not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... You will NEVER
go far in Hollywood with a name like Peanis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you
will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together", the guy said and he
left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office, inside
is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck. Who would
possibly end him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed...
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor
in Hollywood.
You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my
God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in
Hollywood with a name like Peanis van Lesbian.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were
right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your
office, so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check
is a token of my appreciation... Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
D##k V#n D#ke
A blonde moment....
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!' 'Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!'
