Dogging.

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Snifferman had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sat man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed onboard
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane took off , and once it had leveled out, the agent said, 'Watch this.' He ordered Sniffer 'search.'

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to
his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent said, ' Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat
number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'

'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The dog sniffed
about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and
this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.

The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
of his seat number for the police.'

'I like it!' said his seat mate.

The agent again ordered Sniffer to 'search.'

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat then shat all over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't
figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave so, he
asked the agent, 'What's going on?'


The agent, nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'
:D
 
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