Another weird tool...

[Softus]

Someone has to do it, so it might as well be me:-

What's the difference between Marianne Faithful and a Kit Kat bar?

 

[tim west]

I don't know, pray tell what is the difference between Marianne Faithful and a Kit Kat bar?

 

[Softus]

I can't tell you before the watershed.

 

[Blasphemous]

By the way juttle, what was 'Weird' about the tool exactly? Is it that you and your pals discuss each others 'tools' down the pub?

Oh, and when is the Watershed Softus?

 

[noseall]

By the way juttle, what was 'Weird' about the tool exactly? Is it that you and your pals discuss each others 'tools' down the pub?

Oh, and when is the Watershed Softus?

Softus was unavailable to comment but his spokesperson said it was 9:00 pm.

 

[JohnD]

Marianne also denies it which is a disappointment for those of us who were young in the 70's .

You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.

Did you know that Marianne Faithful used to be Mick Jagger's girlfriend? Grammar experts tell me that is the only sentence in the English language which contains the words "Mick Jagger" "Girlfriend" and "Faithful"

 

[Blasphemous]

Marianne also denies it which is a disappointment for those of us who were young in the 70's .

You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.

Did you know that Marianne Faithful used to be Mick Jagger's girlfriend? Grammar experts tell me that is the only sentence in the English language which contains the words "Mick Jagger" "Girlfriend" and "Faithful"

Has Mick Jagger ever been Faithful to a Girlfriend? ...Apart from that one?