Athletes on viagra.

[joe-90]

Apparently athletes are turning to Viagra to boost performance (on the track silly).

I watched a marathon runner earlier and it seems to work cuz I could see him coming in the distance.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/athletics/article4187778.ece

 

[joe-90]

I heard him shout for a drink when he passed one of those drink tables. He shouted "Make mine a stiff one". Don't know what he meant.

 

[joe-90]

One of the crowd shouted "Triathelete?" he shouted back "Try anything".

 

[tim west]

The Pole Vault and Javelin could be interesting.

 

[JohnD]

beware the relay race

 

[billyo]

hope he was only dragging his feet

 

[tim west]

beware the relay race

could that be classed as assisted running?

 

[Trazor]

beware the relay race

Bound to be an explosive finish then...........

 

[tim west]

In the relay race a well endowed athlete could give an unfair advantage, might get across the finishing tape before starting.

 

[Whitespirit66]

Last week some crooks stole a van load of Viagra. Police are on the look out for hardened criminals!

 

[Agile]

In the relay race a well endowed athlete could give an unfair advantage, might get across the finishing tape before starting.

And the previous ones might pick up the wrong baton!

 

[Trazor]

Last week some crooks stole a van load of Viagra. Police are on the look out for hardened criminals!

They were caught, but complained about the identity parade.
They said they stood out more than the others.

The Judge still gave them a stiff sentence.

 

[Richardp]

The police looked guilty as they stood to attention with their truncheons at the ready.

 

[joe-90]

I think there was a bit of favouritism going on in the soccer with the opposition goalkeeper because I saw the ref 'blowing his whistle.'