B&Q

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

I just rang up B&Q, and asked, "how big is the queue?"
Clever Alec on the other end said, "Same size as the 'B'."

 

[Notch7]

very good.

 

[Mottie]

The last time I went into B&Q, a bloke asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily, I got the first punch in.

 

[ellal]

The last time I went into B&Q, a bloke asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily, I got the first punch in.

He was probably trying to put you back into the tool section

 

[conny]

We get some strange looks if we are in a store that also sells tools, (B&Q, Homebase, The Range etc), and I say to my wife, "Meet you at the check out in 20 minutes, I'm just off to look at the porn." Our phrase for when I go to look at the tools/machinery section.

 

[Trazor]

The last time I went into B&Q, a bloke asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily, I got the first punch in.

That was on here a long time ago, good memory you have..........

 

[Mottie]

That was on here a long time ago, good memory you have..........

Lol. I was me that said it too. As my kids would say, it’s one of my old 'dad jokes'.

 

[Bodd]

I went to B&Q wanting some strapping. I ask where the Band was... he's point in front of the Queue.

 

[Mottie]

He was probably trying to put you back into the tool section

He would have found you standing by the exit telling everyone you were leaving but going nowhere.