BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE (joke)

[HOGGY952]

husband finishes reading the book "BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE" and says to the wife "From now on my word is law.You will prepare me a gourmet meal 2nite with a sumptuous dessert.Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that i want.YOU will bathe me as i relax,towel me dry then massage my feet and back. Then 2morrow guess who will dress me and comb my hair?"

WIFE says "The f**king funeral director would be my first guess"

 

[Karinska]

Yes indeed

 

[imamartian]

this is wrong on so many levels... lol....

 

[Karinska]

I can't see a single thing wrong with it apart from her letting him read the book in the first place

 

[diane1]

I can't see a single thing wrong with it apart from her letting him read the book in the first place

ditto

 

[conny]

I see, ganging up on us now eh?

 

[diane1]

I see, ganging up on us now eh?

be afraid........be very afraid.....!!.....mwaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[imamartian]

yeah, women sticking together.... (well it was strong semen !! )

 

[conny]

yeah, women sticking together.... (well it was strong semen !! )

Yes, those sailors have big muscles don't they?

 

[diane1]

yeah, women sticking together.... (well it was strong semen !! )

ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dirty boy!!!

 

[imamartian]

connys answer was funny though?

 

[diane1]

hmm.....the sailor.....?, that would be Seaman Stains then!!


bet all this has gone by the morning!!!!!!!!

 

[imamartian]

you'd wake up to the plank.... and then the yard arm.... and then we have cannons... you women would be begging for a desolate beach somewhere!!

 

[conny]

hmm.....the sailor.....?, that would be Seaman Stains then!!
bet all this has gone by the morning!!!!!!!!

You said it!!!

 

[diane1]

...in your dreams!........we aint going anywhere near your "plank" or "yard arm"!!!!