Bird crash

[ms2004]

We have just spent a sizeable amount of money on our sash windows. The guy that did it was superb, they look perfect and work again.

He finished yesterday and 10mins ago, a bird flew into the window and cracked a pane of glass.

The bird flew off and left me with a broken window.

This is a perfect example of the law known as "sods"

 

[andy]

well make the windows a bit dirtier then youll have no problem!

 

[venus de milo]

i run over a fox on the motorway leaving my car requiring an extensive repair to the front

the fox was jigsawed!!!

insurance company took my no claims off me cos i couldnt claim the foxes insurance!!!!

can you imagine the fox going into 'more than' for a quote

"do you reside near any horses and hounds mr fox"

well do one then were not insuring you unless its third party fire and theft

 

[Nige F]

a bird flew into the window and cracked a pane of glass.

The bird flew off and left me with a broken window.

This is a perfect example of the law known as "sods"

.......Well leave it a while and other birds will peck out the new putty for you saving a job
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edited to correct quote

 

[andy]

the other day i work up to a tapping noise at my window. i pulled the blind back only to see a bird look then fly off...