Blonde builders

[David E]

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The Blonde Carpentars


Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder hammering nails. As she worked, she would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

The second blonde got real excited and called her all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

 

[ban-all-sheds]

The Blonde Carpentars

The irony of that in a joke making fun of stupidity was a lot more funny than the joke itself....

 

[WoodYouLike]

which means David E is blond also? (or the male equivalent?)

 

[mlb3c]

hammering nails?
what else would you hammer?

 

[WoodYouLike]

hammering nails?
what else would you hammer?

staples
metal bars
plugs
brats (or doesn't that count? = almost a nail)
floorboards
woodblocks

plus if you hammer wrong, you don't need nailpolish for a long time

 

[mlb3c]

hammering nails?
what else would you hammer?

staples
metal bars
plugs
brats (or doesn't that count? = almost a nail)
floorboards
woodblocks

plus if you hammer wrong, you don't need nailpolish for a long time

thanks wyl...i thought 'duh' after your reply

 

[WoodYouLike]

Sorry

 

[ban-all-sheds]

brats (or doesn't that count? = almost a nail)

"brads" in English?

Although if so, isn't that just a type of nail, and if you're going to enumerate all those.....

 

[WoodYouLike]

Like I said B-a-S, doesn't really count