The marriage
> A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her
> right away.
>
> She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
>
> He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
>
>
> So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at
> a very nice resort.
>
> One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
> climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed
> by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened
> out and cut the water like a knife.
>
> After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
>
> She said, 'That was incredible!'
>
> He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
> we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
>
> So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
>
> After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her
> towel and was hardly out of breath.
>
> He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
>
> 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides
> of the Mersey
>
> A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her
> right away.
>
> She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
>
> He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
>
>
> So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at
> a very nice resort.
>
> One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
> climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed
> by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened
> out and cut the water like a knife.
>
> After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
>
> She said, 'That was incredible!'
>
> He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
> we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
>
> So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
>
> After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her
> towel and was hardly out of breath.
>
> He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
>
> 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides
> of the Mersey
>
