Cannibal Joke

[mark vincent]

2 cannibals were eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other cannibal 'does he taste funny to you'

Apologies in advance to any cannibals or clowns reading this post, no offence is intended to your community or culture so please don't report me to the mods

 

[securespark]

Nice! I still like the one about the girl who went into a bar & asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

 

[bernardgreen]

Vegetarian cannibals only eat swedes.

 

[securespark]

G-r-o-a-n!

That's nearly as bad as mine...

 

[JohnD]

First cannibal: " I don't like my wife"

Second cannibal:" Well leave her then... and eat the vegetables."

 

[tim west]

Cannibal woman to her friend- "My ex husband can be a real pain in the butt!"
Friend-"Well you should have taken some laxatives first"