Irish joke

[pred]

> >> One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes
> >> out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
> >> "Could you taste this for me, please?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid
> >> around and swallows it.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "No, not at all," says the chemist.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get
> >> my urine tested for sugar."
> >>

 

[pred]

IRISH SPEEDOS


Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.
So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing
them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They’re years outta style ...
You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized
potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate....you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,
covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Paddy went back
to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'
JAHEESUS Maaaate!' said the lifeguard, ‘............the potato goes in the front!

 

[JBR]

The second one made me laugh out loud.

 

[mark vincent]

the second one was a **** joke.