it can't......................sssshhhhhh
Take the the 2 z out if Izzard, turn them clockwise 90 degrees, stick them together.
Libby!!!!
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it can't......................sssshhhhhh
Take the the 2 z out if Izzard, turn them clockwise 90 degrees, stick them together.
Libby!!!!
its a fair cop..................well worked out Libby ....
it can't......................sssshhhhhh
Take the the 2 z out if Izzard, turn them clockwise 90 degrees, stick them together.
Libby!!!!
its a fair cop..................well worked out Libby ....
Hussy!
So slow at times ain't i, i once come from a wedding to the reception watching it all again on t.v.
Someone says, "whose that little girl there" numb nuts here actually thought they didn't know who it was so i blurted blah- blah.
The faces that followed were a picture.
Someone says, "whose that little girl there" numb nuts here actually thought they didn't know who it was so i blurted blah- blah.
The faces that followed were a picture.
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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the Casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll
of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked,
'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll
of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked,
'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men
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What about charley williams,people only laughed at him because he was a blackman with a yorkshire accent which was unusual back then.
Not quite correct is it.
Yes, he used his colour to his advantage, but he was also a very good comedian.
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The first time I heard charley Williams talk I was eating a doughnut, I almost choked on it with laughter, in my defence I was very young and didn't get out of the house much.
Have to agree that he could be funny on occassion, I felt a bit sorry for him sometimes as he had to rely on self deprecating black/white jokes to be accepted as 'one of us'.
I think he and manning would have made a great double act.
Have to agree that he could be funny on occassion, I felt a bit sorry for him sometimes as he had to rely on self deprecating black/white jokes to be accepted as 'one of us'.
I think he and manning would have made a great double act.
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