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For those of you who don't know what we are on about, this will explain it.


Sunday morning in London . The church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open; a black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two people. One is the Pastor, the other is a plumber.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, 'You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me.
But YOU (points to the plumber), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?'

Plumber crosses one leg over the other and replies, ''See one, see the other! I been married to you sister for 16 years
 
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