Cheeky door to door salespeeps

I jest you not.
A moment ago some clown knocked on our door and as I was in the hall and we have big clear glass side panels to the front door,
and the clown could see me I opened the door.

I seriously regretted opening the door. As the bloke dressed in a suit said "good afternoon how are..." I interrupted him and
blurted out, "do you own a dog"??? The man chuckled and asked how I knew. I was tempted but I did not have it in me to tell
him that I could smell the dog on him. I said I just guessed, lol.

Then quickly I told him this is not my house ...I'm just working here and he left. I had to air the house and used a premium air freshener
and I went into the rear garden to rid the smell from my nostrils.

It could have been worse, he could have also been a smoker - best to look on the bright side..

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