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Message from Osama....
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded message:
37OH-SSV-O773H
Bush was baffled, so he emailed Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides
had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA and NASA.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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While holidaying on the West Australian coast,diving, a bloke's wife goes missing
he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says..."Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe even more good news".
"Well," says the bloke..."I guess I'd better have the bad news first?"
The Sarge says..."I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead, young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms, stuck in a little cleft
edge of the reef, he got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear this and has a bit
of a turn, but after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks
what the good news might be..
The Sarge says..."Well, when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
we've brought you your share." He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a
couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.
"Geez thanks...They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and
all that...... So what's the other, possible, good news?
"Well", the Sarge says..."if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
here, get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there
and pull her up again..."
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded message:
37OH-SSV-O773H
Bush was baffled, so he emailed Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides
had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA and NASA.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
========
While holidaying on the West Australian coast,diving, a bloke's wife goes missing
he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says..."Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe even more good news".
"Well," says the bloke..."I guess I'd better have the bad news first?"
The Sarge says..."I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead, young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms, stuck in a little cleft
edge of the reef, he got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear this and has a bit
of a turn, but after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks
what the good news might be..
The Sarge says..."Well, when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
we've brought you your share." He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a
couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.
"Geez thanks...They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and
all that...... So what's the other, possible, good news?
"Well", the Sarge says..."if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
here, get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there
and pull her up again..."
