Cleverly's clever plan to send asylum seekers to....

[MeldrewsMate]

...West Falkland for processing. This after the Supreme Court ruled that sending them to Rwanda was illegal.
West Falkland has lots of room, has about 6 inhabitants, lots of sheep, and is about 600 miles from the nearest land mass, if you discount South Georgia.

I just totally made that up. What's the betting it makes a Daily Mail headline by the end of next week?

 

[JohnD]

Cleverley.

One-word oxymoron.

 

[Bod ...]

...West Falkland for processing. This after the Supreme Court ruled that sending them to Rwanda was illegal.
West Falkland has lots of room, has about 6 inhabitants, lots of sheep, and is about 600 miles from the nearest land mass, if you discount South Georgia.

I just totally made that up. What's the betting it makes a Daily Mail headline by the end of next week?

What a wonderful idea I thought.

 

[noseall]

I just totally made that up. What's the betting it makes a Daily Mail headline by the end of next week?

If it's make-believe, then it has a good chance of making The Wail. The hilarious thing is, its readers will believe every word, then go spouting their nonsense on here.

 

[Notch7]

If it was a reciprocal arrangement would we get West Falkland sheep being sent here?

 

[nwgs]

If it was a reciprocal arrangement would we get West Falkland sheep being sent here?

Obviously

 

[MeldrewsMate]

If it was a reciprocal arrangement would we get West Falkland sheep being sent here?

Only the good looking ones.

 

[fillyboy]

Only the good looking ones.

 

[MeldrewsMate]

Hope there are no Welsh on here, they'll be getting all worked-up.

PS If West Falkland is 11,000 miles away it'll take a Welshman nearly 23 days to drive there at 20mph, not including hold-ups at temporary traffic lights.

 

[big-all]

Hope there are no Welsh on here, they'll be getting all worked-up.

PS If West Falkland is 11,000 miles away it'll take a Welshman nearly 23 days to drive there at 20mph, not including hold-ups at temporary traffic lights.

i supose he would fill up at a shell station

 

[Odds]

From your collection?

 

[transam]

Doubt the Argentinians would be happy with the falklands being turned into a massive refugee camp ??

They could go to Iceland may be ?

The gene pool there needs rejuvenating ??

There have to do soMe thing to sort it eventually ? Or they will turn into a nation of fruit cakes ??

 

[MeldrewsMate]

They could go to Iceland may be ? .... Or they will turn into a nation of fruit cakes ??

...and all call themselves Bjork?

 

[Ihavenojob]

They could go to Iceland may be ?

Only the mums.

 

[charliegolf]

Hope there are no Welsh on here, they'll be getting all worked-up.

PS If West Falkland is 11,000 miles away it'll take a Welshman nearly 23 days to drive there at 20mph, not including hold-ups at temporary traffic lights.

Worth it for a really good looking one!